One million years ago, I bought Tearaway for Vita. I played the first level, went, “This is great! I love this game! I’m totally going to get the plat!”… and then never came back to it. Sadly, this is the fate of just about every new game I buy these days. But the first level of Tearaway was just so charmingly goofy that it managed to break through the cryostasis that all of my other backlogged games are forever stuck, and I beat it in one sitting last night. I couldn’t sleep, so I decided to pull an all-nighter and knock this one out of my backlog. And I loved it! It was so cute! It was charming! This is like the best Vita game ever!

I am never touching this game again.

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